Once in a while, I believe that we ought to forget the Government of India, it’s cohorts (whores and leeches included) and the super structure that is supported by tax payers money.

Let’s congratulate them on celebrating April fools day all year round.

Always a reason for them to celebrate, eh?

I d also like to congratulate the “tyaag ki gudiya”, “the woman who sacrificed and renunciated” her seat thinking that we Indians also celebrate April fools day all year along. Yeah, we do.Most of us do. Fools abound and fools multiply.

Madamji and her son (who incidentally is better educated than his “glorious” family) would be loath to forget 1st April and instead hoist it on all of us. Hmmm. I am forgetting that this is a telecom blog and not a political one. But well, then this is a Fools day today and I am allowed some degree of “creative freedom”.

Let April Fools day be declared as a National Holiday. We as Indians, demand this as our constitutional right. Very soon, I d be setting up a petition, start off a SMS campaign, highlight this in the forums and well, you guessed it right. We’d send this all to CNN- IBN folks who would be glad to have this as breaking news. With wide set adverts and blinking flashing scrolls on the TV screens.

You are welcome to join in the party. The ONLY criteria is that you ought to be dubbed as an “asshole” by your more “illustrious” colleagues. We would together vote for Marxists(and Congress) then, hail BSNL for it’s world class services and customer response. And yes, watch CNN-IBN. Pull wool over our eyes. Behave like Gandhi’s 3 monkeys. Who incidentally had a point. See nothing. Hear nothing. Say nothing. Gandhi is “Father of the Nation”, so he must be right!

I can promise to you that we wouldn’t be in a minorty. Neh. Rather, there would be an overwhelming majority and the numbers are swelling day by day. The “tyaag ki guidya” rules us and we bow to our benevolent master. The “kind mother” who would lead the country to it’s salvation!

Read more on Wikipedia.

P.S.

This is all in jest; a bit of satire and I intend to malign no one. The names used are for demonstration purposes only. Disclaimer here and don’t set your lawyers after my poor sorry ass. It’s been busted many times and learn to take the joke on yourselves. Once in a while, you need to have thick skins, the same way as your doubly thick skulls, and become immune to “criticism”. Well, hardly any here but I’d be surprised if your lawyers go “ape shit” . Just about the time wealmost got our “copyright notice” from a chap who wites a tech blog.

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