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I was aware of this website during my early days of “discovery”. However,after a frustrating search (I couldn’t string the keywords in the first go), I was rewarded by this “corporate gibberish generator

Type in any random string and let’s see the results for .

At Hutch, we have come to know how to streamline extensibly. The e-business, C2C2C Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. If you actualize perfectly, you may have to expedite intra-vertically…..Hutch is the industry leader of visionary super-partnerships…Hutch practically invented the term “social networks”. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our intuitive bandwidth and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding.

This is just the “tip of the iceberg”. I have a feeling that most of the “business leader types” cross refer such customised generated gibberish, with the sole exception of “misleading”.

Enjoy!

 

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